I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.
When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.
Windshield broke. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo.
To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car infront I struck a pedestrian.
Three women were talking to each other and when two stepped back and one stepped forward I had to have an accident.
There was no damage done to the car, as the gate post will testify.
The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.
The telephone pole was approaching and I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front end of my car.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.
The bloke was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.
I was driving along when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of the road, causing me to ejaculate through the sun roof.
I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control.
I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found I had a fractured skull.
I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than l thought.
I thought the side window was down but it was up, as I found out when I put my head through it.
I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog & smothered it with a blanket.
I left for work this morning at 7am as usual when I collided straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.
I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I haven't got.