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Some actual claims - as written on the claim form!

There was no damage done to the car, as the gate post will testify.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.

The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.

The bloke was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.

I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found I had a fractured skull.

I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than l thought.

I thought the side window was down but it was up, as I found out when I put my head through it.

I left for work this morning at 7am as usual when I collided straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.

I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I haven’t got.

Source: Ackadia